Princess Russian Hooligans
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Princesses Rapunzel, Belle, and Elsa find themselves thrust into the frostbitten heart of Russia, where they collide with a rowdy band of leather-clad hooligans sporting gold teeth and wolfish grins. Survival here demands trading satin slippers for steel-toed boots, ballgowns for quilted *telnyashka* jackets layered under fur-lined trench coats. Rapunzel repurposes her golden braids into a sling for her scavenged balalaika, its strings plucked to distract border patrols. Belle’s enchanted rose now nestles inside a hollowed matryoshka doll, its layers hiding coded maps and stolen ration coupons. Elsa, ever the pragmatist, swaps ice magic for a replica AK-47 slung across her back—its barrel crusted with frost from her touch. The trio’s final touch? Matching ushanka hats, ear flaps flapping as they sprint through Siberian blizzards, their new comrades barking laughter while lobbing snowballs laced with vodka. This isn’t a fairy tale—it’s a survival pact sealed with frozen knuckles and stolen diesel.
